"Mercy?"
"OK, you win."

"Brr."

"It's like I'm waterproof."

"Where's my doggy conditioner?"

"Ahh."

"Shake!"

"Shake!"

"Shake!"

"Clean dogs go crazy!"

"Ahh!"

"!!!"

"Still crazy!"

"OK, now I'm winded."

"Do I look clean enough for you yet?"

"How about now?"

"Thanks for the help, Amanda."
