Texts from Courtney

Courtney: "Who are the Sounders playing this weekend? I am behind them at the airport." Paolo: "Uh... Not sure..."

Courtney: "It's either the team or a bunch of gorgeous male models wearing Sounders gear."

This is from the same woman who serviced Jessica Biel on a flight to Vancouver yesterday.

Courtney: "She is very pretty and VERY skinny. Like crazy small."

The life of a flight attendant... I mean safety professional.