Actual conversation:
Paolo: "So what are the ski plans for the weekend?"
Scott: "Well, I think we're going up early on Saturday and then getting back on Sunday."
Paolo: "Why not head up Friday night?"
Scott: "That stupid Twilight movie goes on sale that night and Courtney has to stand in line so that she can get it at 12:01 a.m."
Paolo: "Is that really necessary?"
Scott: "She has to have that damn Twilight movie and she made it clear that no one's skiing until she gets it."
Paolo: "But would she even have time to watch it?"
Scott: "That's what I said, but her point is that she has to have it that night."
Paolo: "I'm confused."
Scott: "Same here. I got nothing. We're just picking up that damn movie so that we can ski this weekend."