Per DeVeau's request, I don't know what's more confusing, a Sims-Eyman hug...

Or how much council member Dow Constantine looks like Jeff Adamo...

Or how much Adamo (left) looks like Lindsey Beard's boyfriend, Jesse (right)...

Who in turn looks like Dow Constantine. As compensation for the awkward Sims-Eyman hug I demand the city mandate that Adamo take the name Dow Constantine.