Joyce Taylor, Pick Your Game Up

An open letter to Joyce Taylor:

My fellow WWU alum, you help me start my weekday mornings, and for that I am grateful. However, I noticed this morning that you weren't all there. You said that "Godzilla" was leading the box office three times when you meant "King Kong." Rich Marriot had to correct you on air. And then you struggled to say "pro bowl football."

Joyce, what is wrong? Is Brad Goode annoying you? Is Kaitlin King's KIRO team intimidating you? Are you cracking under the pressure of being an Emmy award-winning anchor? Hopefully this Christmas season, you'll take some time off to relax and reflect upon how you can return to your stellar form.

Sincerely,
Paolo