Weird news I found today:

The AP reports, "Doctors in Shanghai are considering surgery options for a two-month old boy born with an unusually well-formed third arm." Leave the arm and the kid will be one hell of a juggler. Bad joke, I know.

The AP reports, "A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital." You're glad I chose to post the baby picture now, aren't you?

And finally, Reuters reports, "Dutch pedophiles are launching a political party to push for a cut in the legal age for sexual relations to 12 from 16 and the legalization of child pornography and sex with animals, sparking widespread outrage." And I thought we had political problems...